Thanks alot subway

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 10/29/2013 at 15:19 • Filed to: None

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Employee - "would you like your sub toasted?"

me - "No."

Employee - "okay" (puts it in the toaster as I check a text.)

Nibbles > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:21

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It's complimandatory

MonkeePuzzle > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:21

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hope you didn't ring the I'm happy bell at the end

ddavidn > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:22

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Doesn't matter what you want, they will either warm or burn your sandwich.

POD > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:23

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Sounds like the worker had the cruise control on.

SPNKiX > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:25

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This has always pissed me off. Subway was always the "As it is" sammich place. Quiznos was the hot, crappy, weird sauce place.

Now when I go to Subway I have to say "not Quiznos style" like 4 times before they'll give me the sammich I axed for.

TSLA > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:26

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That should not even be an option at Subway.
Their bread is not fit for toastin.

dogisbadob > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:27

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Thanks Obama!

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:28

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Apparently they have to heat the flat bread to get it to fold.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:37

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This might date me, but does anyone else remember when their footlong was actually a foot long, they used the "v" cut on the bread, and it was so big, you couldn't actually finish it? Anyone? Anyone? Is this thing on?

#getoffmylawn.

Captain_Overboost > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/29/2013 at 15:41

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You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I too remember such sorcery. We shan't speak of this a-gain in public, 'lest we be tried as Warlocks.

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > TSLA 10/29/2013 at 15:42

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A better question for them to ask is "Would you like your sandwich to be on a submarine-shaped potato chip instead?".

Jayhawk Jake > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:44

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That's what you get for going to Subway...

HammerheadFistpunch > Jayhawk Jake 10/29/2013 at 15:45

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In a hurry, not much choice.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:50

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I like the spicy italian.

Jayhawk Jake > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:51

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No Jimmy Johns nearby?

ATX211 > Captain_Overboost 10/29/2013 at 15:53

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Fuck em. What are they going to do? Stab us with their tiny little child safety bread knives?

The V cut was better. At least that little part of my brain that insists things in the past were better tells me so.

desertdog5051 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/29/2013 at 15:54

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How much have they shrunk

HammerheadFistpunch > Jayhawk Jake 10/29/2013 at 15:55

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I would rather put my testies in that toaster and have them oil and vinegar them afterwards than eat at Jimmy Johns. Tried 3-4 times at different places and it was one of the worst tastes I've ever put into my mouth.

desertdog5051 > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:56

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When I go to Subway, I have them toast it and after it's done I tell them to put more cheese on and toast it again. Talk about taking them out of their comfort zone.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 15:59

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"Tried 3-4 times at different places and it was one of the worst tastes I've ever put into my mouth"

That's what she said.

HammerheadFistpunch > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 10/29/2013 at 16:00

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Was just waiting for that, do you know my brothers?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 16:01

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No but "she" probably does!

HammerheadFistpunch > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 10/29/2013 at 16:02

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zing!

Chteelers > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/29/2013 at 16:03

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I totally forgot about the V, but you're absolutely right. It was much better that way. That was about the time that the quality of their bread and ingredients started going downhill. I used to feel great after a Subway sub, but not they give me the same heavy, unhealthy feeling as eating a McDonalds burger

Chteelers > Nibbles 10/29/2013 at 16:04

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I am stealing your term sir.

Chteelers > MonkeePuzzle 10/29/2013 at 16:05

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That'll teach em!

Nibbles > Chteelers 10/29/2013 at 16:16

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I have very agreeable licensing terms. Don't steal. Every time you steal something, someone's grandma stops baking cookies.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Captain_Overboost 10/29/2013 at 16:18

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I don't know. "Warlock " would look pretty badass on your gravestone. "Here Lies a Warlock...For now!"

ATX211 > 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. 10/29/2013 at 16:31

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"Would you like this burned, just a little bit?"

Tekamul > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 16:31

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You should have had them put onions on, then said you didn't say onions, and watch them spend 5 minutes picking them off.

Because fuck them and their stupid visors.

ATX211 > MonkeePuzzle 10/29/2013 at 16:32

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All Subways should have an I'm Unhappy Bell.

Like a Gong.

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > ATX211 10/29/2013 at 16:33

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"We can turn your cheese into a boiling magma slice of mouth-destruction if you want."

Tekamul > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/29/2013 at 16:33

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Yes, I remember getting the v-cut, then affixing my little yellow stamps to my paper subway card so I could cash them in for a freebie.

Then I had the seafood salad sub and died. What a crazy summer that was.

ATX211 > 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. 10/29/2013 at 16:37

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Hahaha! Yes, but they have the same magic formula that KFC has for their sides too. It's either magma, or icebox cold.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Tekamul 10/29/2013 at 16:39

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I forgot about the seafood sub....oh, god what a wonderful thing it was!

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > ATX211 10/29/2013 at 16:44

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Perfect reference! I live less than 5 minutes from a KFC and every single freaking time I get food there it's hot as can be when I get it and then feels like it's a day old by time I get home. Magic indeed.

thebigbossyboss > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2013 at 16:54

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I like it when I say "no lettuce", and the first thing they do is put on lettuce.

Chteelers > Nibbles 10/29/2013 at 17:33

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You neglected to place a trademark next to your IP. I have filed my patent, and issued you a cease and desist letter effective retroactively. My Bezos is strong.

Birddog > ATX211 10/29/2013 at 17:47

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Talk about hitting the nail on the head!

Nibbles > Chteelers 10/29/2013 at 18:14

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Let this thread (and screenshot which I have taken with multiple apparatus and sent to my lawyers) be evident that the word is, in fact, mine and that you intended to acquire it via unscrupulous means. You declined my option of licensing for a reasonable fee and resorted to less-than-legal practices in order to circumvent my trademark.

(I will also be certain to never forget to place trademarks next to my IPs from here on out)